whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on
  • barebackinq:

    burritobat:

    samshairisobviouslymagical:

    barebackinq:

    cumber-collectable:

    barebackinq:

    petal-winters:

    barebackinq:

    The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

    Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

    I’m a boy

    Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

    I’m gay

    jesus this post is one train wreck after another

    My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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    jaclcfrost:

    "i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

    wurnbo:

    did i allow u to have fun without me

    jakemalik:

    when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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